COMEDY / SATIRICAL
ON THE MOBILE
COMEDY / SATIRICALA lampoon about the idiot drivers who think it is still ok to ‘YACK’ on their mobiles whilst driving!!! Jeez!
ON THE MOBILE
COMEDY / SATIRICALA lampoon about the idiot drivers who think it is still ok to ‘YACK’ on their mobiles whilst driving!!! Jeez!
BAD HABIT
COMEDY / SATIRICALThe disgusting and invidious Tobacco industry are responsible for millions of people dying through respiratory illnesses. Yet the government props up the selling of fags because of the vast profits they make. The resources this frankly despicable organisation has at their disposal is rumoured to be worth close to £250 billion which they use to bribe, and pay off officials around the world! Their entire profit margin within this industry is built upon the death of it’s users! The chemists for these organisations have ‘added’ massive quantities of addictive chemical substances within these god awful wretched cancer sticks! I personally typed out the Phd thesis (a scientist friend) who worked for BAT (British American Tobacco Industries) in the early 1980’s under cover as a fifth columnist ! He gained his Phd with honours! When discussing these individuals it is difficult to justify their heinous evil actions! My sympathies lies with the poor duped smokers who valiantly try to stop, and it is very difficult to cease smoking! My own poor Mother smoked and eventually came off but by then unfortunately the damage had already been done after smoking for nearly 40 years!
BAD HABIT
COMEDY / SATIRICALThe disgusting and invidious Tobacco industry are responsible for millions of people dying through respiratory illnesses. Yet the government props up the selling of fags because of the vast profits they make. The resources this frankly despicable organisation has at their disposal is rumoured to be worth close to £250 billion which they use to bribe, and pay off officials around the world! Their entire profit margin within this industry is built upon the death of it’s users! The chemists for these organisations have ‘added’ massive quantities of addictive chemical substances within these god awful wretched cancer sticks! I personally typed out the Phd thesis (a scientist friend) who worked for BAT (British American Tobacco Industries) in the early 1980’s under cover as a fifth columnist ! He gained his Phd with honours! When discussing these individuals it is difficult to justify their heinous evil actions! My sympathies lies with the poor duped smokers who valiantly try to stop, and it is very difficult to cease smoking! My own poor Mother smoked and eventually came off but by then unfortunately the damage had already been done after smoking for nearly 40 years!
COVER KING
COMEDY / SATIRICALAbout a musician who just copies songs from other great songwriters!
COVER KING
COMEDY / SATIRICALAbout a musician who just copies songs from other great songwriters!
LUCK IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER
COMEDY / SATIRICALA song about a poor delusional person who (though his world has fallen on his head) still thinks everything is going to be OK! No it isn’t you idiot! This one got to the Semi Finals in the 2008 UK + USA Songwriting Contest! It just goes to show that there are a lot of people out there with a very dry sense of humour!
LUCK IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER
COMEDY / SATIRICALA song about a poor delusional person who (though his world has fallen on his head) still thinks everything is going to be OK! No it isn’t you idiot! This one got to the Semi Finals in the 2008 UK + USA Songwriting Contest! It just goes to show that there are a lot of people out there with a very dry sense of humour!
I’M A BANKER
COMEDY / SATIRICALPricking the arrogance and pomposity of the banking world!
I WANT TO BE A POLITICIAN
COMEDY / SATIRICALA lampoon against the corruption & cant spewing from the mouths of politicians!
I WANT TO BE A POLITICIAN
COMEDY / SATIRICALA lampoon against the corruption & cant spewing from the mouths of politicians!
FIFA HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME
COMEDY / SATIRICALA robust dig, about the crooks running the corrupt FIFA organisation!
FIFA HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME
COMEDY / SATIRICALA robust dig, about the crooks running the corrupt FIFA organisation!
GRIM OLD TOWN
COMEDY / SATIRICALAbout my awful experiences of living in WORTHING! I had a problem, I wasn’t racist, bigoted, and I am quite articulate!!! I heard the council were going to rename the town “Sphincters World” because it has got quite a nice ‘Ring’ to it!!!!
GRIM OLD TOWN
COMEDY / SATIRICALAbout my awful experiences of living in WORTHING! I had a problem, I wasn’t racist, bigoted, and I am quite articulate!!! I heard the council were going to rename the town “Sphincters World” because it has got quite a nice ‘Ring’ to it!!!!
RIP MY ISP
COMEDY / SATIRICALAbout some poor individual tearing their hair out at the incompetence of their ISP!
RIP MY ISP
COMEDY / SATIRICALAbout some poor individual tearing their hair out at the incompetence of their ISP!
